A dream is kinda like a rollercoaster – you’ll hit triumphs, like getting the O’Flaherty clan women to love you. You’ll hit downfalls, like having to marry Donal (yech.) You’ll think you’re winning only to be slapped back to worse than where you started. 7 years may pass. Keep dreaming. This isn’t the end of the story.
What a great story of a woman who has a great dream, only to see it smashed by others who are stupid. Don’t despair, my amazing geeks, there is still hope for you!!
Source: Our pirate queen woes